EDD
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Birthdate: January 16th, 1988 (20 years old)
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I am on a temporary leave of absence-shmabsence from the Sift following the globol finanshul crisisis, cuz Alan Greenspan couldn't solve it on his own. Anyhow, don't talk behind my back. My back's got feelings too, you know.
Also, you should visit The Sift's last.fm page!
I'm a happily married fellow living the (rather lazy) dream. And damn am I happy; let's just say I adore my wife. We're a happy kickin' family (no toddlers as of yet, but I promise updates as/if/when the situation develops!)
Also, a note regarding the Sift - downvote more. Since the queue escape limit is becoming comparatively small due to the increasing amount of users voting, feel free to downvote stuff you feel mustn't be published. And please, do not get too upset if anybody downvotes your submissions - instead inquire politely as to any reasons for such a decision, if it's not already pointed out in a comment (I usually leave an explanation for my more guilt-inducing downvotes and so can you).
Science + Actionpack = my favorite channels' couple.
At least right after Sexuality + Gay.
Seriously though, I love this place and so should you. If you don't, odds are you're doing something wrong. Try stopping trolling, for instance. Or, if the Sift's taking up too much of your leisure time - well, there's not much anyone can help you with, really. It doesn't further my procrastination though; worst 'curse' of mine is regularlydownloa legally obtaining a number of TV-series for me and my spouse to watch :)
Cheers, EDD
I'm a happily married fellow living the (rather lazy) dream. And damn am I happy; let's just say I adore my wife. We're a happy kickin' family (no toddlers as of yet, but I promise updates as/if/when the situation develops!)
Also, a note regarding the Sift - downvote more. Since the queue escape limit is becoming comparatively small due to the increasing amount of users voting, feel free to downvote stuff you feel mustn't be published. And please, do not get too upset if anybody downvotes your submissions - instead inquire politely as to any reasons for such a decision, if it's not already pointed out in a comment (I usually leave an explanation for my more guilt-inducing downvotes and so can you).
Science + Actionpack = my favorite channels' couple.
At least right after Sexuality + Gay.
Seriously though, I love this place and so should you. If you don't, odds are you're doing something wrong. Try stopping trolling, for instance. Or, if the Sift's taking up too much of your leisure time - well, there's not much anyone can help you with, really. It doesn't further my procrastination though; worst 'curse' of mine is regularly
Cheers, EDD
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In reply to this comment by EDD:
>> ^chilaxe:
Can you atheists really argue traditional society wasn't better off when we could stone our wives?
^ Of course not, but it's all about giving gay folks the right to stone their spouses as well.
In reply to this comment by EDD:
*dead
THE JESTER
http://parody.videosift.com/talk/ROAST-X-ITS-XTREME
http://www.urbaniagroup.com/home.php
And where have you been lately? It's been a while since you posted vids.
In reply to this comment by EDD:
* Terrible? If you second, invoke.
In reply to this comment by EDD:
Crude and replete in sarcasm maybe, but that one had me in stitches. Cheers, neighbor
In reply to this comment by MINK:
^yeah, damn!
another funny trick is to pour petrol on your friend and then light a cigarette and wake him up. LOL!
In reply to this comment by EDD:
The song is I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass (you wouldn't have guessed, rite?) by the Outhere Brothers.
How do I know?
I actually played it to this girl on our first date. All seriousness.
If you must know, it wasn't even our last date. Yeah I know, I wouldn't believe it either, but it's a true story.
This reminds me of this other time when I had another first date and I accidentally belched into a girls mouth while we were french-kissing while dancing. OK, no, I'm effin with you, it was on purpose. But again, a true story. And since I'm necroposting here, nobody will bother anyway.