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Ornthoron
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
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An electron gets pulled over for speeding. The policeman walks up to the car and says, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" The electron replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!"
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(e^x) is walking down the street, when he runs into (7), who has a crazed, fearful look in her eye. "(e^x)!" screams (7), "You have to run! All the numbers are running. A differential is coming... we'll all be turned to nothing!" (e^x) barely responds, "Pff, baby, I'm (e^x), differentials don't change me, I'm my own derivative." (7) keeps running. More numbers pass by urging (e^x) to flee. He pays no mind. Suddenly, the differential turns the corner. With a smirk on his face, (e^x) is ready for it. But No! His face turns to horror. Standing before him is (d/dz)!
Fergie before the black Eyed Peas
http://www.theinsider.com/photos/2187642_Fergie_Pee_Incident_Still_Embarrassed_She_Peed_In_Her_Pants?&c_id=2187644&c_type=news
EDD
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Weren't you from NJ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaVDdpyFpW0
Congressman Weiner: "You Don't Know What Socialism Means!"
Converting a Young Earth Preacher to Atheism (Blog Entry by dag)
I'd say the most beneficial actions to take towards these people, if you do choose to keep them in your circle of acquaintances, is to be kind and generous towards them. That way whenever they go to bash atheists and how "horrible" we are, they'll always have your kindness and generosity in the back of your head.
I'm telling you to do this because I really am a horrible asshole, so they'd be right about me.
Pandemic Studios Farewell Tribute -- Office Space
Let's come to an agreement here, world (Blog Entry by rottenseed)
Let's come to an agreement here, world (Blog Entry by rottenseed)
Some standards on the issue
Let's come to an agreement here, world (Blog Entry by rottenseed)
Kirk Cameron Beat Down by Bruins
worker and parasite! (eastern europe's version of itchy and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIZ4nAprSSE
Let's come to an agreement here, world (Blog Entry by rottenseed)
Natural Morality
I was taking a math class a few years back and we did parametric graphs involving predator vs prey populations showing how that when as one was declining, the other was increasing, and at a certain point, those growth patterns would reverse. The reason I bring this up is because I'm bored at work AND because I want to point out that a healthy size of a population of a certain species is more of a balancing act than it is an effort to gain the highest number possible. So, you wouldn't want a certain predator populating so much they eat their food supply and eliminate it from their area altogether because that would be a very bad thing for the success of this species' survival. What we have are measures to ensure not every one is breeding whenever they want, they have to earn it in the case of the Mexican lizard guys. In fact, if the guy who loses this fight, can't win at all, he's of no use to the species. You could kill him and it'd make only a slight positive difference in your competition for food. But I guess nature can be fair sometimes in giving everybody a chance to get in where he fits in
Converting a Young Earth Preacher to Atheism (Blog Entry by dag)
I'm not saying if you believe in god, we can't be friends, I'm just saying if you believe in God to a degree that I have to constantly know your shitty faith, we will never have enough in common to get along.
So make a decision, is the debate between the two of you inspiring and educational, or is it just a frustrating experience?
Crazy Girlfriend Smashes Xbox
Laughing Gas is funny.... very funny
I've done Nitrous hundreds of times
A lot of questions I had about you have just been answered.
Awesome Compliation of Lucky Escapes
rougy
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The Broncs will make San Diego look like a bunch of Energizer Bunnies on a psilocybin come-down.
Fox: You'll Have To Explain What Bongs Are
Oddly enough if they had simply labelled the boxes "Water pipes - for the consumption of tobacco only!" they would have been fine.
I don't know...I think it is legal to sell "tobacco water pipes" but not import them because of customs which I believe is Federal business. If I remember correctly, Tommy Chong got busted by the feds for selling tobacco water pipes even though it was legal in his state. The government wanted to use him as a scapegoat.
Earphones for your Nose, Music for your Mouth
hahaha EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW at me!